Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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