Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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