i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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