She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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