oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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