I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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