why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You need a sexual gate keeper
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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