Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
sex in a hospital.. check
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I supernannyed him into submission
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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