So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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