Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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