Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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