Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
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