If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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