I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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