I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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