Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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