Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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