I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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