...so i touched it.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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