I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
she smelled like a LAN party
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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