Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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