Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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