my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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