you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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