how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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