We're like a lot better than the average bears
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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