I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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