Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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