That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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