if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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