I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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