Betty ford says i'm here all night
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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