this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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