He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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