So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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