Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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