do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
