Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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