Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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