sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Porn is love you can see.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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