just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
how drunk are you?
Several
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
