what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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