what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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