I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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