Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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