its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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