Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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