A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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