week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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