i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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