Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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