her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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