I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
There are leaves in my underwear?
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