I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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