Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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